Friday, August 8, 2008

Why am I here, after all?

Given my freakish ability to recall the most useless bits of information, my brother suggested I start a "Ask the Geek" website. I thought maybe I'd start small. And here. After all, this is the pipeline for useless knowledge.

So ask away. No question is too trivial. Occasionally, I even surprise myself when I'm right. I will do my best to answer without searching for the answer. But I will come clean when research is, indeed, needed. Anyway, we all know you're just too lazy to google it yourself...

9 comments:

  1. Hello. I would like to know how Clay Aiken fathered a child, especially with a woman named Jaymes. Thank you very much.

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  2. What the hell is a Clay Aiken?

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  3. Artificial insemenation - Asti750

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  4. Helping lesbians have children since 1982.

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  5. I cannot think of anything useless I like to know today. But whenever I do, I always ask you first. xo

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  6. Question: I would like to know why someone (me) would not respond to an email from her best friend (you) about how she is missed for such a long time.

    Oh, wait! I know this one!

    Answer: Her infant has had a bad, bad, bad virus that lasted 10 days. No blogging, no sleeping, no fun. Also, dog is suffering from tumors and has been carted back and forth to vet, in between pediatrician visits. BUT SHE MISSES YOU, TOO! LOVE YOU!

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  7. Revised answer: Evidently I am being punished for having too much time on my hands.:)

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  8. How much do a head weigh?
    Human, of course!!!!!
    xo

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  9. Had to look it up to be sure. I was going off Jonathan Lipnicki's statement in "Jerry McGuire". :)

    Figure 8-12 pounds. That's a lot of melon. Hope you're using every last pound of it. ;)

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