Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Darn that How-To Site

Here you go, Cheryl. Official instructions on how to "Jump. Both Feet."

Sorry, dear cousin, that this is only two sentences long. You can't squeeze jeenus from a turd all the time. :-)


  1. My initial thoughts after reading the "How To" Instructions....

    WHAT A LOAD A CRAP!!!!!!! I am not entering my home through the freaking window or climbing a tree in my yard. Talk to strangers! I barely like the people I know why the hell do I want to talk to strangers. What's so wrong with routine? I like my routine. I can't wait for summer so the most adventurous think I do is float around in my pool bikini cladded drinking beer in excess! Jump. BAH! Propaganda! Adventurous? Bleh!

    Not to be a total tool, I'll think about this for the day and get back with you. I think your blog was much better than this how to be adventurous crap!

  2. Okay, Okay... I was taking them way to literal... but even though I believe you should take chances on things that really matter to you, I don't believe that you have to be "Super Adventurous" to do it. :)

  3. OMG. I just read some of the wikihow pieces. I think the descriptions of “How to Know If You Are Annoying” and “What To Do If You Are An Irritating Person” might have been written about me.

    Am I annoying?

    Do I irritate??

  4. Trish,
    You're starting to!

  5. Tommy,

    Heh. Heh. Then, it's working!