Fun Family Vocabulary

A conversation my dad and I had a while back reminded me of just how many words our family has added to our schoolin'. I'm sure every family does this. A small child, just getting used to speaking comes up with ingenious and usually right-to-the-point words for common, everyday occurrences and things. Or we were merely mis-heard. Or it's just plain old more amusing our way. Here's a sampling of the Kuj tribe's dictionary:

• Snakelips: Kraft mac and cheese
• Hopcorn: Popcorn
• Mortytaco: Motorcycle
• Seatback: Back seat
• Bweem: vroom
• Scalin' a hot one: Originally "peeling a hot potato", misunderstood as "pooping"
• Pants: Dad
• Taco swimming: honestly, I can't remember what this one actually was, but this is what it was interpreted as.
• Woodypecker: Woody the Woodpecker
• Goggy: gross
• Berzert: term of endearment, also, n., a mouth fart on a giggly belly
  

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